NO BITCHASSNESS CINEMA!

Alot of ya'll have some bitchass taste in movies, which is why i'm here to regulate and educate with a new series called "No Bitchassness Cinema"  No bitchassness in any way, shape, or form will be tolerated.  You and your How I Met Your Mother DVD boxset have been warned.  Here is a bloody little indie gem from the 80s that gets the highest of No Bitchassness Cinema recommendation, The muthafuckin' DEADLY SPAWN!

Super low budget splatter sleazefest from the early 80s, a glorious era for shitty low budget horror movies.  This one is pretty bloody and mean-spirited with tons of wormy aliens getting their eat on and devouring small children and a few senior citizens.  The effects are pretty decent and gross considering the time period and all.  On top of the gooey kill scenes and horrible acting, this little flick has such a retardedly awesome ending, you just have to watch it.